Thursday, 10 December 2009

Burger Bar Baptisms - burger 101 at Cafe 1001



Cafe 1001 is a venue that is open for breakfast at 6am, lunch, dinner and everything in-between: free wifi/internet, DJs, chill out room, bands, etc. (Incidentally, it's not located at number 1001, just in case you were heading there.)



Messieurs Basu and Rowe were hanging out with my good self in said venue as we were playing there later. We got given tokens for up to six items of food/drink, which presented me with an opportunity I couldn't turn down despite having already eaten a hearty dinner (a 'leon rogan josh' with brown rice if you must know). A double dinner is only acceptable if there is a special purpose for it... although, 'double lunching' is another matter entirely.



Cafe 1001 has an outdoor burger bar, which generates quite a lot of heat. So despite the chilly weather it was warm enough for Mr Rowe to sit out with only a t-shirt and his Swiss cardigan (very thin cotton). On offer was a beef burger, a marinated chicken burger, a 'mixed grill' and a few other items not worth mentioning. (A cheese-heavy 'veggie grill' - why bother? Too much cheese...)



The burgers all come with 'chunky chips', which are basically large quarter sections of potato cooked on the grill and slightly charred, which weren't bad at all - no grease, no fat, no salt or hidden rubbish. The beef burgers were 'meaty', which means they were good. They were served in a floured white bap - got to love those baps, they melt in the mouth. Toppings included sliced cucumber, sliced tomatoes, gherkins/pickles, lettuce, sliced red onion, marinated roasted red bell peppers, mayo and ketchup. You can also have cheese on the burger (I did), plus bacon if you're a filth-bag, or just in the mood for it.



I used the last option on our token to get a slice of Cheesecake and a cup of Earl Grey in the indoor cafe... it was a full-fat baked effort and tasted better than it looks in the photo - a Cheesecake superstar in the making if you will. Now, that's just given me an idea for a new TV show...

Monday, 12 October 2009

Burger Bar Baptisms - a Union of whoppers

After going to Leicester Square yesterday to see a 'movie' starring Mr Willis ('how can you say no to Bruce?!') Nadeem and pals were up for some burger action.

Partially disgusted with Bruce's fake hair and make up they left the cinema looking for Burger Shack. When they couldn't find the Shack they ended up in Hamburger Union and were served this whopper (not to be confused with BK)...



(say 'extra cheese, please' Elena - click on burger for close up!)

Thursday, 30 July 2009

Burger Bar Baptisms - we got Wood

Alex Wood has experienced the burgers of Ruislip, Hackney, Clapham, Islington, Bala and now...
the world!

After the best part of a year travelling he found himself floundering in the unexpected humidity and vast emptiness of the Chilean desert - "I have never been in a desert before and it just goes on for miles." Feeling a tad grubby and very, very dusty, he embarked on the long trip home to Blighty.

Alex knew that I would relish welcoming him back to our shores, but that I would also expect him to serve up a photographic record of his worldwide burger bar baptisms.

Here are some of his findings...

"I'm glad that the pics are up to your exacting standards.
The one with ChrisyG in is in a pub called the Nagshead in a place called Noordhoek in S. Africa."


"The 'mysterious upside down burger' was at the Waterfront in Cape Town in S. Africa. The other one was in a town called Russle in New Zealand."


"I found the hectic burger at a service station somewhere in S. Africa, not sure where though. I did not have one, I just took the picture as I thought the name was hilarious. If you read the description of it underneath you will soon learn that it does not sound very hectic at all... (click on images for close up!)
Cheers."


Thanks Alex and welcome back to England, where the burgers are always hectic, sometimes mysterious, and for the most part dust-free.

Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Burger Bar Baptisms - Peasants, Burger Sauce, Shoreditch 2






More photos from the finest Burger Bar Shoreditch has to offer.

Burger Bar Baptisms - Peasants, Burger Sauce, Shoreditch 1

Click on the photos above to zoom in on the sauce...

A belched entry from the TBBB 2008 archive.
Carl, Phil and yours truly taking control of a burger bar - packed to the gills with Shoreditch puppies.
Just as Mr Davis said, they are 'a peasanty crowd'.